Throw on the Monty Python Scratch T-Shirt in grey Soft-Style Cotton — officially licensed Monty Python merchandise, the Scratch motif printed to the front.

The design comes from the Black Knight sequence in the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Arthur severs one of his arms and the knight, entirely undeterred, dismisses it as but a scratch and carries on fighting.

Grey body, crew neck, short sleeves, soft-style cotton, unisex fit. Poly bagged. One of the most quoted scenes in the film, and the shortest way to signal you know it.

• Rockoff officially licensed product
• Style: Unisex Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
• Design: Scratch
• Colour: Grey
• Material: Soft-Style Cotton
• Great for: daily wear, Holy Grail quoters, comedy collectors, Python fans

Yes, all of our products are 100% genuine and officially licensed

Please refer to our size chart located above the buy button. It can also be found on the left-hand side of the screen on some devices. We recommend measuring an item you love and then comparing the measurements to the size chart.

Order processing times: Most orders are processed within 5 working days, however, during busy times it could take up to 10 working days. Once the order has been processed it will be dispatched for shipping.

How long does shipping take?

In stock items will be dispatched as soon as it has been processed. 

Please note, we do not stock all 8000+ items, and have to order from our licensed partner at times which could cause a slight delay. We will however, get the item to you as quickly as possible. Once the item has been received we will dispatch it within 2 days.

Will I need to pay customs fees?
Customers are responsible for any customs fees incurred (only applicable when ordering internationally). All items are dispatched from the UK.