Take the Halloween Myers Not A People Person T-Shirt in black soft-style cotton — officially licensed Halloween merchandise with the Michael Myers "Not A People Person" slogan artwork printed on both the front and back.

Michael Myers is horror cinema's original slasher figure: the silent, blank-masked killer introduced in John Carpenter's 1978 Halloween and now more than a dozen sequels deep. "Not A People Person" is the deadpan gag hung on his silence: the shape of a bad joke about a character who does not, in fact, want to meet you.

Standard unisex short-sleeve cut in black soft-style cotton, crew neck, sizes Small through 2X-Large. Two-sided print, so the punchline reads from behind as well as the front.

• Rockoff officially licensed product
• Style: Unisex Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
• Design: Myers Not A People Person (Back Print)
• Colour: Black
• Material: Soft-Style Cotton
• Neck: Crew neck
• Print: Front and back
• Great for: horror-movie fans, Halloween collectors, slasher-cinema completists, everyday casual wear

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